Sunday, August 24, 2008
Must Have Sugar Now!
Boy #1 was dying for a treat from the vending machine. Must have sugar now! Dad acquiesces, hands him a crisp $1 bill, and sends him off down the hall. When #1 doesn't return, dad begins his search and rescue operation. He quickly locates his firstborn standing smack dab in front of the vending machine, holding the dollar bill out, with his head back, chin lifted, and eyes fixed on the ceiling tiles.
"What's wrong, buddy? Asbestos?" Dad questions, teasing.
"Nothing, dad. Just following the rules. It said 'face up'."
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