Ever since she published the Twilight Series, my family has been saying that I am going to be the next Stephenie Meyer. To see if they are right—cuz who doesn't want a little dough, I made a list of the similarities between me and Steph (do you think she'd mind if I called her Steph?). The list got a little long. Apparently, we are a lot alike ;)! Have a look and decide if you think I will be the next Stephenie Meyer.
- Stephenie grew up in Arizona and I grew up in Arizona. Check!
- She attended college at Brigham Young University and so did I. Check!
- She majored in English. So did I. Well, these are the easy ones. Lots of people fit these criteria.
- She graduated college and got married within a year of each other. Me too! And, in the 90s as well. Hmmmm…
- She is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (also known as the Mormons). Oh! My! Gosh! So am I.
- She was born in Connecticut. I went on business and spent one Thanksgiving in Connecticut. I am starting to see the similarities now.
- She has all boys and so do I. See! We are like that (insert image of me crossing my fingers).
- She writes about fantasy and romance. Again… the likeness is eerie! I have fantasies about romance. I can't even believe this.
- I heard that the story about Twilight came to her in a dream. Yep! You guessed it. Alike again. I dream too, and sometimes even at twilight. This is getting crazy. Maybe my family is right.
- The main character in the Twilight Series is Bella. Wow! Who knew? One of my favorite foods is Portobello mushrooms, which in Italian is the male version of Bella if I translated it correctly. I don't speak Italian so I could be wrong. And, now that I think about it, neither does Steph, right? A similarity within a similarity—weird, or not if you know what I mean!
- Another character in the series—this one a Native American—is a werewolf—or turns into one anyway. And wouldn't you know it, I have a nephew named Jacob, we had a Native American foster sister, T-Daddy has hair on his chest and back like a werewolf, and he used to go skiing at Wolf Mountain. Now, this is seriously getting spooky!
- Back to Bella… you know how she moved from Arizona to Forks? Well, I moved from Arizona to Argentina, where they use forks. I'm telling you, there may be no denying this.
- Meyer writes young adult literature. If you think about it, I am pretty young for an adult. I mean 38 isn't relatively close to say, 90!
Stephenie's fans write their own stories about Bella and her pals and post them on the internet. I have my own kind of fans that write their own stuff about my stories too. Thanks peeps for all of your comments!
- Steph published this year and so did I. Check out my recent article at Divine Caroline.
My question on this one—because I am really not sure—is: Do her fans reduce cellulite by commenting writing, because I may be drastically different in this one small arena, but we'll let it go.
Now, I would hate to compare things like our income or the number of times we've been published or made it on a top-ten list. Whatevs, right! Some topics of conversation just aren't appropriate in public, you know. But… honestly, maybe my family has a point. Maybe I am the next Stephenie Meyer! What do you think?
September 23, 2008 at 1:00 AM
OH yeah totally the same...it's almost spooooky!
AWESOME post! i would totally buy your book!!
September 23, 2008 at 1:07 AM
I can sooooo see the similarities! Have you written her yet to let her know that her long lost twin has been found!?!
September 23, 2008 at 4:23 AM
Hi! Thanks for visiting my blog.
It looks as if you and ol' "Steph" DO have a lot in common! ;-)
Funny post!
September 23, 2008 at 5:39 AM
You are TOTALLY the next Stephenie Meyer, and I will be your biggest fan.
Move to Arizona...write a book...go on tour...have your book made into a movie. When millions of young girls, teenagers, and "mature" women start screaming your name, I'll be all, "Dude...I knew her when..."
Hilarious post--loved it!
September 23, 2008 at 6:26 AM
Oh, I think you are going to be even more famous than Stephenie! I mean, you both have boys AND went to BYU? Too good to be true :-)
September 23, 2008 at 6:28 AM
LOL, this is too funny!! Just finished the series myself and i have to say, I totally see the similarities.
September 23, 2008 at 6:45 AM
okay Jyl you had me crackin up!!! You could be twins i tell ya!
I guess I need to break down and buy th twilight series I have hearing so much about
September 23, 2008 at 6:46 AM
Cracking me up this morning... I needed that. I'm pretty sure the two of you are clones! You should totally find a way to get this list to her.
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September 23, 2008 at 7:05 AM
That is total FATE! I'm clearing room on my bookshelf for you right now. :)
September 23, 2008 at 7:07 AM
I can totally see it. You are! So when is your book coming out.
September 23, 2008 at 7:28 AM
I can't believe all the similarities! WOW!!! JUst think, I kinda, sorta, know a celebrity now!
September 23, 2008 at 8:22 AM
Hey I use forks too!
Geez this was funny, you were on a roll girl, and I think you could have gone on all night..wait..you nearly did!
I heard she is a b*tch? though, so the similarities would of course stop there.
And um...if you would just start the dang NOVEL you COULD be great...screw Steph, NOT like her, like YOU.
(You seem to be crying out for real praise for your OWN writing here!)
I keep telling my hubbby to start a blog and use it for posting CHAPTERS in the book he's always saying he's going to write...
We could be your ultimate editors...(like pioneer woman...).
YOU can do it! Go!
September 23, 2008 at 8:30 AM
I think you could totally be the next Stephenie Meyer... but... can I be next after you?
September 23, 2008 at 8:38 AM
Oh my gosh. EERIE!!
September 23, 2008 at 8:50 AM
You are too funny. ANd you were born in CT? I live in CT!
September 23, 2008 at 9:10 AM
You are definitely the next Stephanie Meyer!
I have fantasies about romance, too. Unfortunately they remain fantasies thanks to my fuddy duddy husband! lol!
September 23, 2008 at 9:19 AM
WOW! Those similarities are SCARY! ;)
September 23, 2008 at 9:36 AM
...where they use forks...
I think the similarities end right there, because there is no way that Stephanie Meyer is that funny! Where do you come up with this stuff?!
I wish I could become the next Stephanie Meyer. I could always use a little more pocket change. Good luck to you though, because I think you have much more of a chance!
September 23, 2008 at 9:39 AM
The similarities are just uncanny. You are sooo the next Stephenie Meyer.
September 23, 2008 at 9:44 AM
And you look like her too!!!! :) What a fun post!! You better get writing girl!!!
September 23, 2008 at 9:50 AM
Scary! Even more scary, I couldn't tear daughter away from Bella hunting elk's blood yesterday.
Somehow, that sounds really gross when you're not reading it yourself.
Here we are sharing Twilight dreams:
http://www.twittermoms.com/photo/photo/show?id=2291408%3APhoto%3A40533
September 23, 2008 at 9:51 AM
Oh, yeah. Isn't it "tenedores" in Argentina?
September 23, 2008 at 10:04 AM
I was really expecting at the end for you to reveal that you are her. Surprise ending for me.
September 23, 2008 at 10:19 AM
Sounds like you have it girl...
Great post, I love when I get to laugh through someones blog.
September 23, 2008 at 10:23 AM
Hol. EE. Cow! Seperated at birth, maybe??
September 23, 2008 at 10:51 AM
Hello Stephenie- It's so good to finally meet you, I have a question, did you have any say in who would play the characters in the movie?
September 23, 2008 at 11:04 AM
You crack me up. You and Steph could totally be sisters...you know if you kidnapped her, gagged her, locked her in your basement, and proclaimed yourself to be her long lost sister. Although come to think of it that might not be altogether legal...
September 23, 2008 at 11:07 AM
You crack me up! That's all.
September 23, 2008 at 11:20 AM
Too funny! I hate to admit this, but I have never even heard of Stephanie Meyer.... pathetic, I know. But seriously, when would I have time to read?! NEVER.
September 23, 2008 at 11:57 AM
Haha that's freakin HILARIOUS!!!!!
I can Totally see the resemblance!!!
Are you a Twilighter?? Cause if you're not, then you're missing out. I held off reading the books for a long time, but then I joined the "dark side" and officially became addicted.
September 23, 2008 at 12:34 PM
I can totally relate u with her :)Gosh! lovely post!
September 23, 2008 at 12:35 PM
Just stopping by to check out your blog, very impressive! Hope you have a great week.
xoxo
Meaghan
www.cancerlost.blogspot.com
September 23, 2008 at 1:31 PM
Thanks for the laughs! Very funny post :)
September 23, 2008 at 2:19 PM
LOL... you and "Steph" were separated at birth!
September 23, 2008 at 2:20 PM
I'm telling you all those similarities prove it... now get to writing :)
xoxo
Meli
September 23, 2008 at 2:37 PM
"One of my favorite foods is Portobello mushrooms" - I AM DYING LAUGHING! Soooo funny and you are SO her! lol
~melody~
September 23, 2008 at 2:40 PM
That is too funny! And hey! Now I get to say that I have a famous blog friend!
September 23, 2008 at 2:51 PM
I just finished Twilight yesterday, and had to go out and buy New Moon immediately. I hope that you will be the next Steph, because when I finish this series (which is going way to fast), I will surely need something else to read. Get going on that.
I mean seriously those similarities are eerie!!
September 23, 2008 at 2:59 PM
oh you know it! the similarites are so uncanny, and SO not far fetched! i see a future looking quite like hers for you ;)
September 23, 2008 at 3:02 PM
It's like those twins I saw on Maury Povich that were separated at birth but did everything the same, including marrying women with the same name! You should question your parents about this one.
September 23, 2008 at 3:36 PM
So funny! I wish I could say I'm like her, but you have me beat. Totally.
September 23, 2008 at 4:18 PM
Thanks, that was so cute to read! Hope you make a pile of money just like her!!
September 23, 2008 at 5:24 PM
Definitely. The commonalities are amazing. :)
September 23, 2008 at 6:06 PM
So then if YOU autograph my books and I sell them on ebay....you see where I'm going with this...??
September 23, 2008 at 7:35 PM
haha You guys are practically TWINS!
September 23, 2008 at 8:10 PM
I think the similarities are striking!!! You should really be stalking her!
September 23, 2008 at 8:20 PM
pretty sure your family is correct.
can i have your autograph??
September 23, 2008 at 9:02 PM
You are so funny! It looks to me like you're next!
September 23, 2008 at 10:14 PM
Hey, thanks for your nice words over at She Lives!
I don't know about Stephanie Meyer, but it would seem a lot of folks think you make a really great you!
Blog on!
September 23, 2008 at 10:25 PM
EXACTLY the same:) My girls love those books!
September 23, 2008 at 11:28 PM
lol- I see the similarities.. I see them..
September 24, 2008 at 6:20 AM
Oh girl, you are so funny. I love no. 11.
And yes, I am STOKED for the movie. My bday is Nov. 20, so you DO realize, it is being released FOR ME, right??
September 24, 2008 at 11:27 AM
Of course you are! She better watch out, that Twilight series was great and all. But I know you have outstanding stories that need to be published. Right?
September 24, 2008 at 8:23 PM
LOL! You crack me up! You have convinced me.
September 25, 2008 at 6:19 AM
OMGosh, how come I never found you until I went public about the fact I was fat? I am from Az, I am Mormon and I am crazy about this saga! and I love your blog... bonuses all around for me.
September 25, 2008 at 6:39 AM
TOO FUNNY!! I think you should go for it!
September 25, 2008 at 11:47 AM
Hey found your blog from Annie's. You are hilarious!
September 25, 2008 at 12:09 PM
You could contact her and she if SHE wants to be the next YOU.
It is so crazy, it just might work.
September 26, 2008 at 11:32 AM
Ha! Crack me up.
Now that you wrote all that, I'm thinking that *I* might be the next Stephenie Meyer. ;)
Shall we arm wrestle? ;)
Thanks for stopping by my blog. I am glad to "meet" you -I've bookmarked you for future reads.
But from one almost Stephenie meyer to another - I usually don't leave comments if I have to go through the hassle of word verification. That's a blog that's coming soon on my blog! ;)
September 27, 2008 at 10:10 AM
LOL -- I LOVE IT!!! Those are totally wayyy too many similarities to just be coincindence!
October 1, 2008 at 2:53 PM
Holy crap, I laughed my butt off! Way too funny! I bet you are the next steph, can I call YOU Steph? Love the rest of the blog too, by the way. Am adding it to my list of readerriffic blogs!
October 28, 2008 at 8:02 PM
Oh my goodness. I have a friend that lives in Arizona and I use forks! Weird!
October 29, 2008 at 12:37 PM
Wow! Is it possible the two of you were maybe...separated at birth? The similarities are just eerie! Great post!
September 18, 2009 at 8:31 AM
The fact that you all use forks is uncanny!